Senator Lindsey Graham passed away suddenly on Saturday night at the age of 71.

His death is considered a massive loss for bigoted hypocrites and career politicians. Graham's sudden death is being mourned the most by no one.

Although, spineless people in positions of power took time to reflect on what he had provided them as a group, they neglected to go on record in honor of what Senator Graham stood for. Seemingly, nothing.

"Lindsey was something else. He could do and say one thing, and then when the people in power shifted and he needed to stick around, he just said and did the opposite. It was remarkable. It was like, to him, whatever had previously occurred did not matter, and whatever he said, he knew was worthless, so why not say the other thing? What a guy, even if he did have a girl's name."

"I liked his desire for foreign wars. If there was military intervention on the table elsewhere, he was there for it, you know. It was like domestic issues did not mean a thing to him. The idea of doing anything for the people of America seemed to make him sick. Which was probably why he looked how he looked, you know. Like he was smelling a fart all the time."

It is the position of this blog that we do not do politics, so on the passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, our official position is: "Rest in Piss, Ya Won't Be Missed."